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Jul

Burgers don’t go on pizza. Ditto fries, and oh my fucking god are those Mcnuggets? Look, none of that shit goes on pizza. I don’t know how that shit even got on a pizza. Did a freak earthquake shake some McDonald’s food out of a bag into a pizza oven?
Even if that’s what happened, you don’t fucking serve it up for dinner. You toss that shit out and start over. Because burgers don’t fucking belong on pizza.

Burgers don’t go on pizza. Ditto fries, and oh my fucking god are those Mcnuggets? Look, none of that shit goes on pizza. I don’t know how that shit even got on a pizza. Did a freak earthquake shake some McDonald’s food out of a bag into a pizza oven?

Even if that’s what happened, you don’t fucking serve it up for dinner. You toss that shit out and start over. Because burgers don’t fucking belong on pizza.