11
Jul
No.
Look, I’ve eaten Hawaiian pizza. It’s not really pizza, but it can be tasty. I get the whole ham and pineapple thing. But that’s ham, usually cut up into bite-size chunks. But you’re showing me some big wet-looking slabs of I don’t even know what the fuck, nestled among some randomly-distributed bits of tired pineapple that look like they’re glued to the cheese. If that’s even cheese.
I’m going to walk away from you now, because if I don’t I’m going to slap you for showing me this… this… thing.
