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Hey, if you want to kill yourself with food, that’s your call. But don’t design a massive red-meat-and-cholesterol sandwich and try to get away with calling it pizza. Pizza doesn’t kill. Well, yeah eat a whole one every day for thirty years and it might kill you. But this thing? Even the smell of it could snuff you out like a candle. But that’s what you want, isn’t it? Isn’t it? So when that vein in your head pops, and you’re slipping away into beef tallow-infused oblivion, just try to remember one thing: Pizza didn’t do this. You did this.

Hey, if you want to kill yourself with food, that’s your call. But don’t design a massive red-meat-and-cholesterol sandwich and try to get away with calling it pizza. Pizza doesn’t kill. Well, yeah eat a whole one every day for thirty years and it might kill you. But this thing? Even the smell of it could snuff you out like a candle. But that’s what you want, isn’t it? Isn’t it?

So when that vein in your head pops, and you’re slipping away into beef tallow-infused oblivion, just try to remember one thing: Pizza didn’t do this. You did this.

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